Music (myoo' zik)-The art of arranging sounds in time so as to produce a continuous, unified, and evoctive compsition, as through melody, harmony, rhythm, and timbre. This includes singing, playing an instrument, or making any sort of noise, yes, even burping. In some countries, burping is considered a fine art that takes many years to master. Do not laugh at cultures different than your own. The sound of a human voice is beautiful, even when used to expel various gasses from the body.

This is a guitar. It is not shown at full scale. Repeat, it is NOT shown at full scale. Most guitars look like this. Guitars are made by breeding a violin and a sitar together. The resulting offspring is thus called a viotar. The viotar is then snatched away from it's mother, the violin, at an early age (about 3 months) and taken to a guitar store. The viotars are dubbed guitars when they are 1 year old. It is common practice to cut off the guitar's tail by the time it is one year old. If a guitar is of a good breeding, it will be put to stud around age 19. Thus ends the illustrius history of the guitar.